Channel #PinkFloyd - Lozen's Quotes

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(List current as of 07/26/03)

1:- "Check out our website at ¤ www.PinkFloydChat.net ¤ "

2:- "Shine on You crazy Diamond"

3:- "Everything under the sun is in tune... but the sun is eclipsed by the moon."

4:- " ¤ www.PinkFloydChat.net ¤ "

5:- "Pie_in_the_Sky can do amazing things with a melon ;-)"

6:- " ------/\====== "

7:- "Yeah right, send me to bot scrapyard... see if I care!"

8:- "no tears to cry, no feelings left, this species has amused itself to death"

9:- "Pan i love your Pig"

10:- "I've been told that Jintzey is the best babysitter ever.. she just loves changing nappies"

11:- "That makes no sense"

12:- "Pink Floyd, aren't they that we don't need no education band?"

13:- "Day after day, love turns grey, like the skin of a dying man"

14:- "If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain"

15:- "We say goodbye before we've said hello"

16:- "And as I rise above the treeline and the clouds, I look down hear the sound of the things you said today"

17:- "If your alone I'll come home"

18:- "Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet"

19:- "And no one sings me lullabies, And no one makes me close my eyes"

20:- "Faces of people and places don't change"

21:- "Heaven sent the promised land, looks alright from where I stand"

22:- "Flash the red is wots...uh the deal"

23:- "Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?"

24:- "Who are you and who am I to say we know the reason why?"

25:- "Stay and help me to end the day"

26:- "Breathe, breathe in the air... don't be afraid to care"

27:- "All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be"

28:- "Balanced on the biggest wave you race towards an early grave"

29:- "And then one day you find ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

30:- "Us and Them, and after all we're only ordinary men"

31:- "With, Without, and who'll deny its what the fighting's all about?"

32:- "I'll see you on the dark side of the moon"

33:- "You lock the door and throw away the key, there's someone in my head but its not me"

34:- "Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon"

35:- "The memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime"

36:- "though they'll never fathom it behind my sarcasm desperate memories lie"

37:- "Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun"

38:- "Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky"

39:- "What did you dream? It's allright we told you what to dream.."

40:- "So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell"

41:- "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year"

42:- "Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far"

43:- "We would zig zag our way, through the boredom and pain"

44:- "You have to be trusted by the people who you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get a chance to put the knife in"

45:- "I gotta admit, that I'm a little bit confused, sometimes it seems to me, as if I'm just being used"

46:- "Deaf dumb and blind you just keep on pretending"

47:- "You F**ked up old hag.. haha charade you are!"

48:- "I've looked over Jordan and I have seen, things are not what they seem"

49:- "Get out of the road if you wanna grow old"

50:- "You know that I care what happens to you, and I know that you care for me too"

51:- "And any fool knows a dog needs a home... a shelter... from pigs on the wing..."

52:- "So ya thought ya, might like to go to the show"

53:- "Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet"

54:- "All in all it was all just bricks in the wall"

55:- "You! Yes you behind the bikesheds! Stand still laddie!!!!!!"

56:- "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control"

57:- "Mother should I trust the government?"

58:- "Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky"

59:- "Congratulations, You have just discovered the secret message, please send your answer to 'Old Pink' Care of the funny farm, Chalfont"

60:- "One of these days im gonna cut you into little pieces"

61:- "unscramble: h g o p r t e r b a s o t i s c g e"

62:- "Lime and limpid green a second scene a fight between the blue you once knew"

63:- ""Did did did did you see the frightened ones? Did did did did you hear the falling bombs? The flames are all long gone but the pain lingers on..."

64:- "<TheAgelessStranger> between your legs just like mine. LOL"

65:- "<Pie_in_the_Sky> because...because...BECAUSE!"

66:- "Tell me is something eluding you sunshine (Go Sunny! ;-)"

67:- "<TheAgelessStranger> childhood is over when you know your gonna die"

68:- "<@ataraxia> Weight: 18oz, Calories: 1320 (!), Total Fat: 82g, Saturated Fat: 25g"

69:- "<TheAgelessStranger> you can stand me up at the gates of Hell but I won't back down."

70:- "Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way"

71:- ""Emily tries but misunderstands... Waaaahooo... (thats our syd- allright ;-)"

72:- "<auximines> its like a fat round ball with pricks all over"

73:- "<TylerDurden> havent laughed like that since was little girl"

74:- ""It always sucks where you're at" - Emily (syd-)"

75:- ""Tomorrow always sucks" - TylerDurden"

76:- "Do you suffer from Floydepathy? Then go see a Floyderapist!"

77:- "<Pie_in_the_Sky> I still think it's a good idea to build that 'Fat Old Sun' home for the elderly Pink Floyd fans..."

78:- "Help! I'm having a Lozengasm!"

79:- "I like Pink Floyd, he is cool."

80:- "floyd chicks are so hot even floyd chicks can't resist"

81:- "<TylerDurden> do it and floydepath it to me"

82:- "<loony> IM NOT ON THE GRASS, really i was drunk at the time"

83:- ""you dont know the extent of my insanity yet. mahahaha" - Emily / syd-"